You stink, take a shower!
When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.
(Source: thesickestjokes)
Vic:
Um, here's a question: were you boys in any clubs during high school?
Jaime:
Yeah, the 'not getting laid club'
Vic:
We had a Mexican club..
Tony:
That's called a gang
feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelix:
I’m sorry but if you don’t think John Green randomly showing up sometimes is the best thing on Tumblr, you are wrong.
im just waiting for him to show up on this post
wait for it…wait for it…
