You stink, take a shower!

dis0riented:

When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.

(Source: thesickestjokes)

Vic: Um, here's a question: were you boys in any clubs during high school?
Jaime: Yeah, the 'not getting laid club'
Vic: We had a Mexican club..
Tony: That's called a gang

fishingboatproceeds:

feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelix:

jklawls:

I’m sorry but if you don’t think John Green randomly showing up sometimes is the best thing on Tumblr, you are wrong. 

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im just waiting for him to show up on this post

wait for it…wait for it…